Alice is a humor writer with work in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, Reductress, and elsewhere.
She lives in Columbia, South Carolina, with her husband, two kids, and too many cats.
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Selected Writings
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
An Open Letter to My Breasts on Their Working Conditions and Recent Complaints of “Burnout”
Reductress (headline contributions)
“Uh Oh! Woman Fishing for Compliments Accidentally Catches Constructive Criticism”
“Woman Finds Insomnia Relief by Keeping Partner Awake Too”
“Cat Who Bit You Just Thought You Were Into Biting”
Points in Case
The Missing Diary of a Serial Killer, or Possibly of a Toddler-Parent (Selected as a 2024 People’s Favorite)
The Belladonna Comedy
Excerpts from the Smash Hit Men’s Romantasy Novel, A Court of Mud and Monster Trucks
The Zookeeper’s Wife in Good Night, Gorilla Confronts Her Husband
Should We Have a Twenty-Third Child?
Slackjaw Humor
An Inquiry Regarding the Omission of “Nap Time”
At Tonight’s Performance of Antigone, the Role of the Chorus Will Be Played by a Swarm of Cicadas
Little Old Lady Comedy
“Ode to a Dog’s Bath”: A New Posthumous Collaboration of the 19th Century English Romantic Poets
Jane Austen’s Wastebasket
Other Classic Execution Methods for Red States to Revive (with Katie Burgess)
